“So, how long is a stretch?”

“Long as a piece of string, I guess.”

“Sorry, that’s the wrong question.”

“And the correct question is?”

“Give me a second, okay, got it. How old is a stretch?”

“You may need to elaborate.”

“Sometimes, when I’m lying in bed…”

“Do we need to know this?”

“Yes, it’s important… sometimes, when I’m lying in bed just before going to sleep… I stretch, and turn, and curl up into the foetal position… and go out like a light.”

“Ah, well in that case, a stretch is probably older than mankind itself.”

“Told you it was important.”

“I’m waiting…”

“Oh, I see… how old is that?”




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